Joke

After getting all of Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo at the airport, the driver notices the  Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we  can leave?’ ‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope,’they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.’ “I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose  my job! ” protests the driver, ‘Who’s going to tell?’ asks the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets  into the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 130 mph. “Please slow down, Your  Holiness” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the  metal until they hear sirens.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches. The cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the  radio. ‘I need to talk to the Chief’, he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going 130 mph. ‘So bust him,’ says the  Chief.

‘I don’t think we want to do  that. He’s really important,’ said the cop. The Chief exclaimed, ‘All the more reason!’ ‘No, I mean really important,’ said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, ‘Who do you have there, the mayor?’ Cop: ‘Bigger.’ Chief: ‘ A senator?’ Cop: ‘Bigger.’ Chief: ‘The  President?’ Cop: ‘Bigger.’ ‘Well,’ said the Chief, ‘who is it?’ Cop: ‘I think  it’s GOD! The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, ‘What makes you think it’s  God?’  Cop: ‘His chauffeur is the  Pope!’

Credit: joke of the week at Cyril Huze blog.

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wasnt sure if to believe it .....

Over the last few years I had constantly being hearing about Binary Option Trading and the "claims" about making money by trading.
After a week of looking into the matter, the do's and don'ts, and selecting a brokers site I finally decided to dip my toe in the water and actually use some real money to trade.
Got off to a good start earlier in the day for a deposit into the account of £10 and making £1 trades I actually managed to increase my account to £35, but then as many of the "experts " warned , I lost the plot and ignored all the advice and rules I had read about........and my account balance was down to   £4.53 in very short time ( I am making 30 second trades).  At that point I decided to take a break and started to potter about the house .
In the afternoon , and several cups of coffee later I returned to the laptop and started to trade again . I stuck rigidly to what I thought I had learned from all the articles and you tube videos.
Making trades of £1 , £2, and ocassionally £5 and concentrating madly on the market information I traded for 45 minutes , took a coffee break and then continued for another 45 minutes.

The total funds in my account after the trading period was just over £200 ....at which point I rather stupidly ignored what I had learned and made a couple of silly trades on a whim which took me down to £147.96
But all in all not a bad day sat at home making the best of my £10.
I am not trading at the weekend as it becomes a "virtual" market while the actual currency markets and stock markets are closed. Any trading done is against other "traders and the market is an algorhythm on the software.

I do intend to trade regularly over the next weeks and see what happens. Watch this space.